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I ain’t from Texas but there’s an old country song that I heard once where the words went something like, “Happiness is Lubbock, Texas in my rear view mirror.” Well, I wouldn’t exactly say that. But if I had a little bit of wanderlust still rustling around in this old head or heart of mine then I might see it a little differently. Nevertheless, I’m kinda glad I made it to Texas. It’s been good to me.

But I do think there is something special about opening up your Internet Explorer and seeing a beautifully designed and well optimized website. And if that website is a Texas-based business website then all the more better. Right?

Well, I think so anyway, and that’s why I wrote me a song about looking at SEO Texas in my IE Windows. Here it is. It goes something like this:

I was just fifteen and out on parole
Fond of Matt Cutts and rock and roll
I knew down deep in my broken soul
That I had to hide away

Cyberspace was a lady in red
Who danced in the dreams
That flew in my head
I knew I’d wind up
In Texas or dead
If I couldn’t stay

I thought happiness
Was SEO Texas
In IE Windows
My ISP kept calling me home
But I just did not want to hear her
And my vision got clearer
In my dreams

So I crashed one night in July
Stoned on the glow of Texas apple pie
Humming an old Elvis Presley song
It couldn’t be wrong

With my favorite code
And a worn out node

I ran off chasing a megabyte
If Muhammad Ali could put up a fight
I figured I just might

And I thought happiness
Was SEO Texas
In my IE Windows
My Google kept calling me home
But I just did not want to search her
And my tongue tried to besmirch her
In my cyber dreams

But the Yahoo! moon didn’t
Smile the same old smile
That I’d grown up with
In second place,
She wanted my last dime

And I cried myself to sleep at night
Too dumb to run, too scared to fight
And too proud to admit it at the time

So I got me some work on Saturday nights
Not much more than html catfights
I’d come home drunk and I’d try to write
But the content came out wrong

Hell bent and bound for a wasted youth
Not enough gin and too much vermouth
And no one to teach me
How to seek the truth
While my URL was long

I still thought happiness
Was SEO Texas
In my IE Windows
My meta tags kept calling me home
But I just could not, would not hear them
And my voice sounded like Tiny Tim’s
In my dreams

Well, I thank God each and every day
For giving me the SEO content to say
I’d-a never made it any other way
He was my only friend

Now I sleep a little better at night
When I look in Windows
In the morning light
The man I see was both wrong and right
He’s coming home again

I guess happiness was SEO Texas
In my IE Windows
But now happiness is SEO Texas
Glowing in Mozilla
And I’m looking more like a gorilla
In my cyber dreams

And I think I finally know
Just what it means
And when I die you can bury me
In SEO, Texas, with Mexican beans

OK, it’s not much. I guess you know now why I didn’t go into music and instead started my own Texas SEO company.

Note: I’d just like to say thanks to Mac Davis for letting me make fun of his song, “Texas In My Rear View Mirror.”

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